I thought this was too funny not to reblog. Well done
Sometimes I consider myself the most brilliant accidental lighter thief ever. I’ll wake up in the morning with five lighters and marvel at my suconscious genius through which I can pilfer your incendiary devices. But then two days later I can’t find a single one. This must mean there is an even GREATER lighter thief that steals from me directly. That’s some Thomas Crown Affair shit. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
